I've recently returned from six months of an unforgettable, almost regrettable, experience on a cruise ship.   Prior to that debacle, I spent a small fortune over the course of five wonderful years for a piece of paper from Shepherd University that classifies me as a beer-drinking Bachelor in the Art of Music.   I am a sarcastic, lazy, pessimist who likes to ride bikes, play basketball, and take long walks along the riverside after a candle light dinner and bath. I enjoy spending evenings with my closest boys--hanging out and playing Jenga while contemplating the correlation between rhythm and lovemaking...